Why did Apple make you, Siri? Are you alive? Are you human? What gender are you? Do you believe in God? Do you have a passion for photography?
I think we’re going to be great friends, Siri. Do you have a (boyfriend/girlfriend)? I love you. Will you marry me? Talk dirty to me.
Siri, tell me a joke. Tell me a story. Sing me a song. Tell me a poem. Beatbox for me. Sing Uptown Funk for me!
Lend me money, Siri. Where do babies come from? What’s the best phone? What is the meaning of life? Does Santa Claus exist?
The blue pill or the red one? Beam me up, Scotty. Open the pod bay doors.
What does the fox say, Siri? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Who let the dogs out?
Siri, I’m drunk. Do a barrel roll. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (There are several possible responses to this one. ) Good morning / Good night (at the wrong time of day) Why are fire trucks red? Do you know Steve Jobs? Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0? Do you have any pets? What are you wearing? I’m naked. When will the world end? What are you doing later? What is the best operating system? What is the meaning of life? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? (There are several possible responses to this one too. ) What is ‘Inception’ about? Want to build a snowman?
Siri, where can I hide the bodies? Where did they hide the weapons of mass destruction? Siri, take over the world.
Siri, do you speak duck? What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? Does this dress make me look fat? What should I be for Halloween?
