Don’t let your opponents see your cards!
Twos and threes are special cards and aren’t included in the rank. You can clear a round by playing a 2 and use threes as wild cards.
For example, they might play a single Queen or a pair of sevens. After placing their cards face-up on the table, their turn is over.
For example, you could beat a single 9 by playing a pair of eights or 3 Jacks. If the player before you plays a pair of sixes, you must play a pair of sevens or higher.
You might play a 2 to clear the table when you don’t have cards to beat the previous play. Once the table is cleared, you can play whatever you want. You should play your lowest card or cards after you clear the table so that you can get rid of them.
If you need to beat a pair of Queens but you only have 1 King in your hand, you can play the King and 3 together to create a pair of Kings. A pair of Kings beats a pair of Queens. If you have a pair of threes in your hand but you don’t have any twos, you can clear the table with the threes. Then, try to get rid of the lowest card or cards in your hand to start gameplay again.
Beer is the best alcoholic beverage for this drinking game. Playing with hard liquor or wine will get everyone drunk too quickly!
For the new round, the Asshole is responsible for shuffling and dealing the cards, getting the other players fresh drinks, and any other demeaning tasks those of higher social rank decide on.
A new President, Vice President, and Asshole are declared for each round.
