Assess every door and window for viability as an entrance or exit. Consider the field of vision offered by all of the windows in your house. If another family member sees someone in their yard at 1:00 in the morning, they’re likely to call the police—or recognize your partner and their intent. How old is your house? Older house are often noisier houses. Walking nearer to the walls or guard-rails on stairs helps keep the noise down, because there’s not much else that can be done to stop those squeaking floorboards. Shaking talcum powder into the cracks of the floorboards offers temporary benefits, but will probably get you some weird looks from your parents. [1] X Research source Alarm systems will have to be deactivated before opening windows or doors, so you’ll need the code (and have an idea about how loud the system’s noises will be while you punch the code in). Be sure to re-engage the system after your partner leaves in the morning. Pets—dogs especially—will likely be a problem. Consider how they react to people entering your house, and what usually works for calming them down. Locking animals up in another room in an effort to block their interference rarely works well. Try training your dog to associate your partner with treats, by feeding them the treats the moment that they see your partner for several days beforehand. [2] X Trustworthy Source The Humane Society of the United States National organization devoted to the promotion of animal welfare Go to source
Determine how much you’d need to move, open, and unlock for the person to get inside at each of possible entry point. You’ll want to prepare the chosen site beforehand, but rearranging the potted plants outside your bedroom prematurely might draw suspicion. Think about the noise you’ll have to make opening that window, pulling up its blinds, or turning a dead-bolt. Minimize these factors where you can. If it is a sliding door, make sure to open it gently. The sound of the door sliding could make noise and wake your parents up. If it’s a window with a screen, you’ll need to remove the screen. The ease of doing this depends on the screen’s construction, but many can only be removed easily from the outside, meaning second-story windows (and higher) are a no go. Ensure that you don’t damage the screen either, as this will give your plan away (and cost you some allowance). Don’t get in the habit of leaving windows or doors unlocked. They’re locked for you and your family’s safety, and your parents should have an accurate idea of the home’s security. Consider how much force might be necessary to pull a person in through the window, and whether you can safely exert this force. Fire escape ladders and basement windows are unique advantages to some houses. Fire escapes will help your partner gain access to higher-up windows, and basement windows are often far away from the master bedroom. It’s unlikely that you’ll use a door (it’s also, to be clear, less fun than crawling through a window) but don’t rule them out.
Sometimes a longer course offers tactical advantages. Walking on carpet or rugs, for instance, is going to be quieter than tile, which is in turn going to be quieter than a path that takes you over hardwood floors. [3] X Research source Actually walking the path will remind you of any particular squeaky floorboards you’ll need to warn your nighttime visitor about. While outside, think about the sight lines that neighbors and traffic might have on your property. A well-meaning neighbor could blow your plans when they see your significant other sneaking through the shared alley between your two houses.
The darkness of an unlit house can turn every corner and cubby into a decent-enough hiding space, but don’t bet too much on your parents leaving the lights off when they’re investigating a suspicious noise. If their suspicion aroused, however, take comfort knowing that parents around 50 need twice as much light as even a 30-year-old to see in the dark. [4] X Research source
Cell phones are the most obvious—and best—choice here. Ensure yours is set to silent, or vibrate only. Home phones should be avoided on both ends. Calling your partner’s cell phone through your home phone sounds safe enough, but an unthinking callback or butt-dial can send your home phone ringing off the hook. Your parents could also pick up the phone in their bedroom while you’re already on the line, discussing your rendezvous. If it comes to it, you might risk the old-school method of taping a message in the window, or designating a certain light in your house—one which won’t be tampered with by your parents—as a signal. If it’s off, stay away. If it’s on, come on in.
If your guardians’ bedroom is near the kitchen, you can train them to expect a little noise in the evening from you. Start getting cereal—or any other food you’ll enjoy—as a late-night snack for at least a week in advance. If they wake up while you’re digging around, you’ll have an innocent explanation; if they don’t, then that bodes well for the other noises you’re soon going to make. The hour that you usually turn in is also important to keep in mind. If you always go to bed early, your family may grow suspicious if you’re still up at 12:30, or vice versa if you’re usually up late but say you’re going to sleep at 8:00. Try and sell the former by drinking cola and acting a bit hyper, and the latter by behaving sluggishly from the moment you get home from school or work. You’ll want to recheck the designated entry point, to ensure that window or door wasn’t re-locked by your parents before they went to bed.
If it’s not unusual for you, a radio at low volume can drown out some of the sounds you’ll make sneaking them inside. It’s not noises that wake us up at night, but inconsistencies in noise. [6] X Research source A droning, familiar sound can provide white noise to cover those inconsistencies. If you’re pulling someone up a sheer wall, brace yourself so that you cannot be pulled out of where you are. An alternative to sneaking your boyfriend or girlfriend in at night is inviting them over in the late afternoon, then stowing them away in your closet until everybody else go to sleep. Wait until your parents are in a position where they wouldn’t notice your partner leaving (like out back, or using the bathroom), then act like they left a while ago. You should ensure your partner’s car or bike is well out of sight. Equip your partner with something quiet and fun to occupy them while they hide, and with snacks for their long wait! Lock the door and window after they’re in. It will keep your home safer and decrease suspicion if a parent gets out of bed during the night.
If you need a light, rely on your cell phone’s backlight, and don’t shine it under the door. If the person needs to use the bathroom: don’t flush.
Get them out of there at least an hour before your parents would normally wake up. Consider also how visible they’ll be in the morning light, and whether their own parents will wake up and notice their absence. If you can’t trust yourself to wake up with an alarm, don’t go to sleep. If you use a clock radio, use the radio and not the buzzer.
Flushing certain items may seem tempting, but you should refrain from doing so; a clogged toilet will draw far more attention than you can risk. Besides that, it’s environmentally unsound. [7] X Research source
